​1. Shelby the Chef ​

These people often spend approximately ninety percent of mealtime making up their own concoctions rather than eating the food already provided in the cafeteria. Sick of burgers? How about a burger with a pizza slice on it? You think breakfast cereal is boring? Turn it into puppy chow with some melted chocolate chips and peanut butter. Not to mention ice cream is one thousand times better in between two Caf cookies.